Makes You Want to Laugh... Doesn't It?

"Seems like that old fuckin' clown's up and kicked the bucket, ah? Ha... haha... biggest fuckin' joke of 'em all. People CAN die in this god damn circus, but it took the craziest asshole ta show us. He was crazy... well, he was a fuckin' maniac, but good old Jokey was a shit ton a laughs." [OOC: Well, everyone will be sad to see you go, but it's been wonderful RPing with you. Suffice to say you'll never be forgotten. Good luck with everything!]

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:51:30 -0400

[OOC: No one here will be forgotten either, I can assure you that. My time here was some of the best fun I’ve had in a while, but who knows… maybe my next step will be to nail the Joker’s cosplay :3]

Joker's Last Laugh

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 03:50:00 -0400

((Well fellow RPers and UPMers, it’s finally come down to this. My muse is dead. Gone. Kaput. I tried to spark it back up again. I tried to re-inspire myself. Nothing. And then, part of me understood why. It understood how I can say goodbye to everyone here and everyone I loved Role Playing with canonically in the role play itself. Those of you who claim to love the Joker’s character as much as I do will understand this explanation and those of you who have RPed as long as I have or longer will understand this conclusion. To all my dearest UPMers, it’s been an honor to share this role play with you!! Love, Yours Truly… Uncle Joker~:D))

“I can’t tell you how long before the body was moved, or even buried…”

“I can definitely say it wasn’t long though. The stench of decomposition began to take it’s toll. Sooner or later, in the ground the Clown Prince of Crime went.”

“Some people came to see him being put into the ground. His pale face framing a frightening smile, a grin that sent shivers down the spines of those who would encounter it looming over them in anger, or even worse, in glee… Of those people who witnessed his burial, I honestly could not tell you if they came for who they remembered him to be or to solidify in their minds that he was gone, never to return and wreak havoc again.”

“In the end, although she will never know it (no one would want to break it to her after what happened), Jade’s final swing with the wooden board is what did him in. Her attack was stronger than she thought, hitting him across the head and fracturing his skull, once passed out the Joker slowly began to bleed out. As it turns out, among his weapons and laughing gas… the ability to survive almost any situation was also a power the Joker was stripped of when coming to UPM. In the end, it was the arrogance such an ability gave him that finally ended him.”

“Flowers grow on the headstone. They wrap themselves around the stone and coat the small dirt patch in a light green. Bright and wonderful colors. Ivy claims she had nothing to do with it. I guess it would fit that the Joker would be the kind of person to make his own gravestone this beautiful in a world this ugly. A laugh from beyond the grave I guess you would call it. Made me smile, anyway.”

“If you have any final words, feel free to send them and you will be sure they will be published. Who knows, maybe someday the Joker will find a way to make fools of us all once more, The Ringmaster willing… But I guess for now, we all can laugh knowing HE never will again…”

“God willing, the joke is on all of us.”

-J. Kurr

Like a Giggle in the Dark

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 18:55:00 -0400

How long had it been? Too long…

Too long for someone like the Joker to have been out of the funnies… Too long since a good prank… The Joker staggered but wasn’t sure where he was going. He simply stuck close to the trailers and shadows, his mind frantic with hi next move and how he’ll get back at the people responsible for sabotaging his hilarious prank (link). The force with which he was hit caught up to him though as he passed out onto the ground where he felt he could rest for a few minutes.

That’s when he showed up…

What Do Ya Know?

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 18:39:02 -0400

I left when things were bad. I return when things are bad, but now I’m employed. Now I’m holding together. And now, I’m very lonely and want to come back and have more laughs like old times. What do YOU say UPM?

OOC: The Happy Man Has Sad News

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 22:41:39 -0400

Hello kiddies…

Well, I’d hate to say it but your dear old Uncle Joker may have to throw in the towel. It’s been a harsh few weeks for me and things haven’t picked up in the slightest… If the situation here was just an iota better I might be able to keep up spirits and remain here, but reality is often harsher than that. I’ll keep my account alive with the occasional post if I can, but if I drop out entirely, well… it’s been loads of laughs…

OOC: To all my followers

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 22:12:05 -0400

I want to sincerely apologize for disappearing for as long as I have. It’s been a hard couple of weeks on me but I should be getting back on my regular track sometime during the middle of this up and coming week. I just got done with Portal 2 also so I’m really looking forward to some Portal RP’s in the future if any Portal RPers are interested. In any regards, I bid you a fond adieu for now as life continues to just get in my way. See you all again soon!

sufferingpariah: IT’S FINALLY DONE~~~~~~ YOU SHOULD WATCH IT IN...

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 23:49:34 -0400

sufferingpariah:

IT’S FINALLY DONE~~~~~~ YOU SHOULD WATCH IT IN 720P

it’s pretty bad quality and we ramble a lot and it is really long and there are a lot of random noises in the background such as my demonic haunted microwave, my boyfriend clicking things, my dad stomping around and listening to radiohead, my rats running around in their cage, and many others

but yeah enjoy!!!! jokermun and i had fun making it~~~

The End of the Event

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:56:19 -0400

spaceywitch:

The feelings of satisfaction she got from drawing his blood made her feel slightly queasy. She didn’t like hurting someone whom was once her friend. The saucer came flying at her, Jade quickly dodged it, letting her guard down.
Mistake; her head hit against the wall as Joker slammed into her, pinning her down by the throat, the board falling out of her hand. “This isn’t going to end the way you want it to Joker. I’m not just some kid.” He was distracted by his laughing again, and knowing this was her last chance at taking him down, Jade kicked him right in the stomach.

She grabbed her dropped weapon, wielding it with two hands “I’m the Witch of Space, and I’ll be damned if I let you harm another person here ever again!”

Jade swung the board with all the strength left in her, aiming for his laughing face.

The kick to his stomach was severe. Damn, this kid was tough! The Joker stumbled back in pain and groaned deeply from his aching abdomen. But for some reason, he didn’t stop laughing… He was completely gone at this point. What he could possibly be thinking as he laughed was anyone’s ultimate guess.

“HAHAHahahHAHAhahAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

“AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”

But his laughter was short-lived as he was struck hard across the face. He spinned back, dizzy from the strike. He wasn’t laughing anymore.

Blood trickled from his mouth and forehead from where he was struck earlier. There’d be a bruise for sure on his cheek, some tatter from the kick. His vision was blurry.

He looked over to Jade, weary and on the brink of losing consciousness…

“…and I thought we were friends…”

The Joker fell to the ground. Unconscious and conceding victory… to Jade, the Witch of Space.

The End of the Event

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 20:22:30 -0400

spaceywitch:

She squealed in pain when he roughly grabbed her hair and yanked her up by it. “N-no! I’m nothing like you! I-I only used that board to help save my friends, it’s totally different!” But was it really? The ends justified the means, but did it really separate Jade from The Joker?
There was no time to think about that; she saw the opportunity to strike when he let go of her hair. Jade grabbed the plank that had fallen out of her grasp when The Joker punched her and

BAM!

struck him right on the side of the head with it.

The Joker yelled out in pain as he was struck, stumbling backwards and tripping over the chair behind him. Falling to the ground, he rubbed his head, which was now bleeding.

“Not… funny… Jade…”

The Joker was up, but this time, no more the friendly clown demeanor or the silly attitude of a twisted prankster… he was setting off an aura of pure psychotic danger and it was aimed at Jade. He grabbed his tea saucer and chucked it at her.

“Low Flying Flying Saucers a-Comin’!”

It was a distraction for the Joker to grab Jade and pin her against the wall. He was bleeding badly. The nail had gotten to him, but he wasn’t unconscious yet. With one hand on her shoulder and the other around her throat, Joker’s smile struggled in between laughing and being pissed off.

“You miserable little punk… You have no idea who you’re dealing with… I’ve been beat up and down and nearly died a few times by a man who’s ten times your senior and just as crazy as me… He doesn’t get it either… I thought you’d be DIFFERENT! HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!! But you’re just a kid! And soon, you’ll be joining all of your disappearing friends, one by one… and I’ll be there with them… laughing to the grave…”

The Joker couldn’t help but start laughing again, dropping his guard for a fatal last time…

The End of the Event

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 19:12:27 -0400

spaceywitch:

The punch to the gut was swift and unexpected, knocking the wind out of her. She crumpled, but only momentarily; trying to fight being lifted up by him, to no avail. Jade took sharp, shaky breaths, to get air back into her lungs and clear her head.
“Only— only twisted jerks could see how you view the world, not the… not your average person. I’ll never be a whacko like you.”

The Joker set her back down on her feet. “My dear, sweet Jade Harlequin…” He yanked her hair to bring her head up, looking into her eyes.

“The average person is just one bad day away… from how I am… you all think you’re normal, sane individuals… but you’re just one major disaster, one large amount of dying, laughing friends… from being exactly like me… a wooden board with a nail in it is evidence to that… ha ha ha ha hA! HahahahHAhahHAhahAHAHA!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!” The Joker reeled once more, letting go of Jade’s hair in his laughter.

cheerfully-killing-you said: ...

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 05:37:37 -0400

cheerfully-killing-you said: Thank you so much for this event, Joker-mun! It’s been seriously awesome and AMAZINGGGGG. I can’t wait to see your NEXT event~

mistressof-massacre said: i had a lot of fun!! and you gave me a reason to play psycho!lotti like i’ve been craving so even more points. akjga. can’t wait for others, joker-mun!~

frozensunflower said: This really was a great event! Even if I was to chicken to try for a hero role or a henchman role. Having two victims was just as fun! At least, I think so! But really, wow, this was lots of fun for both Worth and Russia. (Or at least for me~)
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All of you. Much too kind!! >//u//<

But on another ooc note, I’m off of Tumblr for the night~ Gotta reccuperate from all this monitoring, documenting, responding, organizing and whatnot and get ready to make pages for everything I’ve documented and finish up with Jade-mun (real trooper). You guys give me something to look forward to everyday, so the best night to all of you!! RP with you all again soon!

And The Event Is OVAR!!

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 05:23:29 -0400

Don’t let the title fool you ENTIRELY. Me and Jade are wrapping it up between the two of us as far as that goes, but I mark here the Official Conclusion of Joker’s Not-so-Silent Hill and thank EVERYONE who participated, even in small ways!! You made this event more than memorable to me and it means so much to me how much fun everyone had! I’m hoping to plan more events like this in the future, but for now, seriously, DRINKS ON ME!!

The End of the Event

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 05:15:54 -0400

spaceywitch:

“No one wants to die! It doesn’t matter what we face here and even if they did wanna die, I’m positive none of them want out that way out!” She was shaking violently by now. ”Good? GOOD? YOU DAMN NEAR KILLED US ALL, WHY WOULD YOU EVER BE CONSIDERED GOOD?”
Her words came out in a strained whisper. “You came because I was the butt of the joke, not because you thought I could ever hope to understand you.” She couldn’t hold it back anymore, Jade raised her hand and

WHAP! She slapped the clown as hard as she could.

“D’oh!!” The Joker yelped as he got slapped across the face by this kid. He glared at her, rising slowly. Smiling down at her, he said…

“Knowing that only means you do understand me…” the Joker said as he reeled his fist forward and punched Jade in the gut. She wasn’t knocked out but hurt.

“But I guess you’re just too young to understand the way I see the world… I’ll give you a hint, those people in the auditorium dying of intoxication have a good understanding…” He raised her by the back of her collar.

“It’s not too late, you know… maybe sometime, when everyone in this loony bin has finally cracked the proverbial cuckoo clock, then you’ll see why I do what I do, and who knows…maybe you’ll laugh with me…”

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 04:33:14 -0400

The End of the Event

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 04:00:00 -0400

spaceywitch:

His laughter just agitated her farther. How dare he laugh? He just almost killed numerous people, including her, yet here he was, howling like a hyena. She shrank back from the pat on her shoulder as if he was diseased, though that’s what it seemed like to her.
“What did you do wrong….?” Now she was laughing, if you could call the short, bitter HA! a laugh. Seizing him by the collar, she pulled his face back towards hers. ”You just plotted and attempted to KILL people, some who are my good friends, you know, like I once considered you to be?”

“And where would they go once they die? How do you know this “world” isn’t just someone’s insane dream and we’re not really here? How do you know they wouldn’t just go back to where they came from? And even if they didn’t…how many of them would rather be here, in this desolate place…”

“I bet no one even considered the good I was doing for everyone here… Hahahaha, no one would ever believe that really I’m a good guy… Giving this sleepy little town what it needs…a wake-up call… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Any other of those crazy “good” samaritans who answered my invitation would never have taken the time you have to understadear… They would’ve just burst in, guns blazing, waiting to give my face a second but not you…why else would I be in your trailer?”

The End of the Event

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 03:23:16 -0400

spaceywitch:

“Oh yeah, I had a blast. It was really fun finding out my friends were being poisoned and almost getting murdered by some crazy lady. It was my fucking definition of a great time.” The words were spat out, and suddenly she was in his face, her hands gripping the arms of his chair. Boy, the anger came back mighty quick!
“Yes Joker, let me tell you about all the fun I had!”

“…naaaaaaaahahahaha…ah ha ha ha hhehehe……hahahahaha! HAHAHAHAH!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!”

He kept laughing and laughing and laughing…

What was so funny? What could possibly be causing him to go this nuts!? he didn’t stop though. He giggled and snickered. In the middle of his fits, he patted Jade on the shoulder showing no sign of malice.

“And what exactly… hahaha… did I do that was… hehehe… so wrong?”

The End of the Event

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 03:10:58 -0400

spaceywitch:

Jade stared at the back of his head, watching him get up to face her. She kept eye contact with him as he regarded her, seeing how she shaked, how her face, hair and clothes were caked with dust, the bruises on her jaw and cheek, the scrapes on her arms, hands, and everywhere else, the board in her hand.
It was strange. Here she was, no anger or tears, though they were there, some where buried deep under that numb feeling that had came over her.

“No thanks.”

“Ah, well…can’t please everybody…” he said, grabbing the tea and stirring it around…

He swished the chair around and sat back down in it. Eyeing her, he thought for a few moments for the most tactful things to say so as not to aggravate her already raw emotions…

“So… had fun?”

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 02:57:39 -0400

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 02:54:00 -0400

ooc: mfw all the other big baddies are mocking the Joker’s plot even though he nearly killed...

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 02:51:09 -0400

ooc: mfw all the other big baddies are mocking the Joker’s plot even though he nearly killed everyone in one shot and stalled the heroes nearly long enough for it to be effective.