Joker’s Last Laugh

((Well fellow RPers and UPMers, it’s finally come down to this. My muse is dead. Gone. Kaput. I tried to spark it back up again. I tried to re-inspire myself. Nothing. And then, part of me understood why. It understood how I can say goodbye to everyone here and everyone I loved Role Playing with canonically in the role play itself. Those of you who claim to love the Joker’s character as much as I do will understand this explanation and those of you who have RPed as long as I have or longer will understand this conclusion. To all my dearest UPMers, it’s been an honor to share this role play with you!! Love, Yours Truly… Uncle Joker~:D))

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Like a Giggle in the Dark

How long had it been? Too long…

Too long for someone like the Joker to have been out of the funnies… Too long since a good prank… The Joker staggered but wasn’t sure where he was going. He simply stuck close to the trailers and shadows, his mind frantic with hi next move and how he’ll get back at the people responsible for sabotaging his hilarious prank (link). The force with which he was hit caught up to him though as he passed out onto the ground where he felt he could rest for a few minutes.

That’s when he showed up…

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What Do Ya Know?

I left when things were bad. I return when things are bad, but now I’m employed. Now I’m holding together. And now, I’m very lonely and want to come back and have more laughs like old times. What do YOU say UPM?

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OOC: The Happy Man Has Sad News

Hello kiddies…

Well, I’d hate to say it but your dear old Uncle Joker may have to throw in the towel. It’s been a harsh few weeks for me and things haven’t picked up in the slightest… If the situation here was just an iota better I might be able to keep up spirits and remain here, but reality is often harsher than that. I’ll keep my account alive with the occasional post if I can, but if I drop out entirely, well… it’s been loads of laughs…

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OOC: To all my followers

I want to sincerely apologize for disappearing for as long as I have. It’s been a hard couple of weeks on me but I should be getting back on my regular track sometime during the middle of this up and coming week. I just got done with Portal 2 also so I’m really looking forward to some Portal RP’s in the future if any Portal RPers are interested. In any regards, I bid you a fond adieu for now as life continues to just get in my way. See you all again soon!

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sufferingpariah:

IT’S FINALLY DONE~~~~~~ YOU SHOULD WATCH IT IN 720P

it’s pretty bad quality and we ramble a lot and it is really long and there are a lot of random noises in the background such as my demonic haunted microwave, my boyfriend clicking things, my dad stomping around and listening to radiohead, my rats running around in their cage, and many others

but yeah enjoy!!!! jokermun and i had fun making it~~~

(Source: crappyrptumblr)

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The End of the Event

spaceywitch:

The feelings of satisfaction she got from drawing his blood made her feel slightly queasy. She didn’t like hurting someone whom was once her friend. The saucer came flying at her, Jade quickly dodged it, letting her guard down.

Mistake; her head hit against the wall as Joker slammed into her, pinning her down by the throat, the board falling out of her hand. “This isn’t going to end the way you want it to Joker. I’m not just some kid.” He was distracted by his laughing again, and knowing this was her last chance at taking him down, Jade kicked him right in the stomach.

She grabbed her dropped weapon, wielding it with two hands “I’m the Witch of Space, and I’ll be damned if I let you harm another person here ever again!”

Jade swung the board with all the strength left in her, aiming for his laughing face.

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(Source: anicebigsmile, via spaceywitch-deactivated20110818)

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The End of the Event

spaceywitch:

She squealed in pain when he roughly grabbed her hair and yanked her up by it. “N-no! I’m nothing like you! I-I only used that board to help save my friends, it’s totally different!” But was it really? The ends justified the means, but did it really separate Jade from The Joker?

There was no time to think about that; she saw the opportunity to strike when he let go of her hair. Jade grabbed the plank that had fallen out of her grasp when The Joker punched her and

BAM!

struck him right on the side of the head with it.

The Joker yelled out in pain as he was struck, stumbling backwards and tripping over the chair behind him. Falling to the ground, he rubbed his head, which was now bleeding.

“Not… funny… Jade…”

The Joker was up, but this time, no more the friendly clown demeanor or the silly attitude of a twisted prankster… he was setting off an aura of pure psychotic danger and it was aimed at Jade. He grabbed his tea saucer and chucked it at her.

“Low Flying Flying Saucers a-Comin’!”

It was a distraction for the Joker to grab Jade and pin her against the wall. He was bleeding badly. The nail had gotten to him, but he wasn’t unconscious yet. With one hand on her shoulder and the other around her throat, Joker’s smile struggled in between laughing and being pissed off.

“You miserable little punk… You have no idea who you’re dealing with… I’ve been beat up and down and nearly died a few times by a man who’s ten times your senior and just as crazy as me… He doesn’t get it either… I thought you’d be DIFFERENT! HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!! But you’re just a kid! And soon, you’ll be joining all of your disappearing friends, one by one… and I’ll be there with them… laughing to the grave…”

The Joker couldn’t help but start laughing again, dropping his guard for a fatal last time…

(Source: anicebigsmile, via spaceywitch-deactivated20110818)

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The End of the Event

spaceywitch:

The punch to the gut was swift and unexpected, knocking the wind out of her. She crumpled, but only momentarily; trying to fight being lifted up by him, to no avail. Jade took sharp, shaky breaths, to get air back into her lungs and clear her head.

“Only— only twisted jerks could see how you view the world, not the… not your average person. I’ll never be a whacko like you.”

The Joker set her back down on her feet. “My dear, sweet Jade Harlequin…” He yanked her hair to bring her head up, looking into her eyes.

“The average person is just one bad day away… from how I am… you all think you’re normal, sane individuals… but you’re just one major disaster, one large amount of dying, laughing friends… from being exactly like me… a wooden board with a nail in it is evidence to that… ha ha ha ha hA! HahahahHAhahHAhahAHAHA!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!” The Joker reeled once more, letting go of Jade’s hair in his laughter.

(Source: anicebigsmile, via spaceywitch-deactivated20110818)

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